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Hunter:
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Fish:
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Steve:
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| This 22-year-old
college senior is the main dude in "W.M.U." He is a comic book-addict
and lover of cult movies, TV shows, and the Game Boy Advance. Hunter lives
on campus with Fish and Steve. Pictured with Hunter is his sidekick "Mini-Clown".
However, MC has never actually appeared in the comic strip. |
An
alien from the planet "Fishtonia. After stopping an octopus invasion
on his home planet, he came to Earth because human chicks are much hotter
than fish chicks. He is also the baseball bat critic for Entertainment
Weekly.
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A 21-year-old
junior. Steve excels in academics in general and science, specifically.
However, he is insecure and hasn't had a girlfriend since Stephanie. Steve
is Hunter's best friend and dorm-mate. |
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Michelle:
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Billie
& Ross:
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Bus-Stop-Guy:
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| An 21-year-old
Art major. She is Hunter's girlfriend and a former hostess at a mexican
restaurant. |
Billie
is Hunter's little sister who lives in his dorm. She adores Ross, her bull-terrier
puppy. |
An immortal
who lives at the bus-stop, the "BSG" enjoys saying inappropriate
things to any females he may come into contact with. He thought he died
once, but now he's back. |
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Octopus:
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Stephanie:
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Steve's
Dad
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| The Octopus
is Fish's arch-nemesis. He spends every waking minute plotting and scheming
towards one inevitable goal: the demise of Fish. |
She used
to be Steve's girlfriend, but they have broken up under mysterious circumstances
(Steve never explained it to Hunter). So now, whenever Hunter sees her on
campus, they both act like they don't notice each other and it is very awkward. |
Steve's
dad is a corrupt cop. He shows up at Steve's dorm whenever he Internal Affairs
puts the heat on him. He often needs Steve to hide a murder weapon or simply
help him launder some money. He really wishes his son would be more dirty. |
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Sean
Connery:
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Owen
Gleiberman:
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C.S.I.
Guy:
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| A well-respected
actor, he has lost a lot of money recently due to Internet movie-piracy.
He used to work at Blockbuster (where he received "employee of the
week" honors), until he started living in a trash can. He was last
seen working at Best Buy changing the prices on CD's. |
This gentleman
is a film critic for Entertainment Weekly. He is known for overly wordy
reviews that often make no sense. These reviews often upset Fish, who has
shown Mr. Gleiberman how he feels (through the use of a baseball bat) on
several occasions). |
This chap
works at the W.M.U. Crime Scene Investigation office. Hunter is forever
in his debt because he recovered Hunter's stolen scooter (it was kind of
a like a Razor scooter, but it was a knock-off. It still works really well,
though). CSI guy is never afraid to stick his hand in dog poop it will help
him solve a case. |
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Steve's
Hair:
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Jeff:
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Ultraboy:
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| Why does
Steve shave his head? The answer is simple. During the first semester, Steve
forgot to shave his head ONE day, and his hair took over his body.
Steve's hair is evil and engages in such petty crimes as downloading Metallica
mp3's and pirating cable. |
Jeff only
appeared during the first semester of W.M.U. (Spring 2002). He ended up
moving to Miami, and Hunter and Steve rarely hear from him. |
In West
Mountains (the city in which W.M.U. is located), superheroes are the norm.
Ultraboy is the resident hero for West Mountains. However, he hasn't been
seen at W.M.U. since spring semester 2002. How odd. |
